The boys decided that they could both pee at the same time tonight. One was seated. I think you can imagine what went wrong with their plan.
My Tumblr inbox has been especially hilarious lately.
3yo: “Daddy! He hit my back!”Me: “What were you doing to him?”3yo: “Nothing.”5yo: “HE HELD UP HIS SHIRT AND SAID, ‘TRY TO HIT MY BACK!!’”
Me: “Why is your brother crying?”5yo: “I bumped my hand on the ground!”Me: “That’s why he is crying?”5yo: “I also hit him in the face.”
"She couldn’t see the butter on her pancakes after it melted."Submitted By: Christy N.Location: Kansas, United States
This was me, only with sugar on oatmeal.
OKAY GUYS SO I JUST WENT OUT TO BUY GLUE FOR A MEDIA PROJECT I HAVE TO DO AND I SAW THE MOST ADORABLE FUCKING HALLOWEEN SHIRT EVER
AND THEN I FOLLOWED THE INSTRUCTIONS
STOP REBLOGGING THIS
THIS IS NOT HOW I WANT TO BE REMEMBERED
Fun fact: today marks the first day in United States history where marrying your cousin is LESS legal than same-sex marriage.
Who gives a shit
You know those people? Those lovely humans who have had to put up with their relationships not being recognized as legitimate by their own government even though they pay taxes and watch PBS and all that? Well a bunch of them are allowed to get married now, and I’m going to go out on a limb now and say that they very much give a shit. You homophobic goober.
And I could see any hard core horse riding enthusiast going “What are you doing!? That’s not how you ride!”
I guess he’s trying to blend in and not be the
centaur of attention