Text 20 Oct 828 notes

reasonsmysoniscrying:

The boys decided that they could both pee at the same time tonight. One was seated. I think you can imagine what went wrong with their plan.

Photo 20 Oct 1,874 notes reasonsmysoniscrying:

My Tumblr inbox has been especially hilarious lately.

reasonsmysoniscrying:

My Tumblr inbox has been especially hilarious lately.

Text 20 Oct 1,654 notes

reasonsmysoniscrying:

3yo: “Daddy! He hit my back!”
Me: “What were you doing to him?”
3yo: “Nothing.”
5yo: “HE HELD UP HIS SHIRT AND SAID, ‘TRY TO HIT MY BACK!!’”
Text 20 Oct 2,597 notes

reasonsmysoniscrying:

Me: “Why is your brother crying?”
5yo: “I bumped my hand on the ground!”
Me: “That’s why he is crying?”
5yo: “I also hit him in the face.”
Photo 20 Oct 829 notes reasonsmysoniscrying:

"She couldn’t see the butter on her pancakes after it melted."
Submitted By: Christy N.
Location: Kansas, United States

This was me, only with sugar on oatmeal.

reasonsmysoniscrying:

"She couldn’t see the butter on her pancakes after it melted."
Submitted By: Christy N.
Location: Kansas, United States

This was me, only with sugar on oatmeal.

Photo 20 Oct 8,002 notes If you click on the picture: “Did Beethoven even care”

If you click on the picture: “Did Beethoven even care”

Text 20 Oct 145,021 notes

shy-crackers:

rage—prince:

demon—eyes:

marvels-spooky-angel:

demon—eyes:

OKAY GUYS SO I JUST WENT OUT TO BUY GLUE FOR A MEDIA PROJECT I HAVE TO DO AND I SAW THE MOST ADORABLE FUCKING HALLOWEEN SHIRT EVER image

AND THEN I FOLLOWED THE INSTRUCTIONS 

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STOP REBLOGGING THIS 
THIS IS NOT HOW I WANT TO BE REMEMBERED

Text 20 Oct 3,289 notes

giraffepoliceforce:

rickyvela:

giraffepoliceforce:

Fun fact: today marks the first day in United States history where marrying your cousin is LESS legal than same-sex marriage.

Who gives a shit

You know those people? Those lovely humans who have had to put up with their relationships not being recognized as legitimate by their own government even though they pay taxes and watch PBS and all that? Well a bunch of them are allowed to get married now, and I’m going to go out on a limb now and say that they very much give a shit. You homophobic goober.

Video 20 Oct 12,515 notes

huffylemon:

Harry Potter text posts

Photo 20 Oct 161,071 notes viamadlucem:

hostduraravros:

positronmorbid:


ironychan:


greekceltic:


centaurcentral:


“A Centaur in Disguise” by Michelle Tolo


This is the most precious Centaur art I’ve ever seen.


What really makes it is the fact that the dude and the horse are both going “something here ain’t right…”


And I could see any hard core horse riding enthusiast going “What are you doing!?  That’s not how you ride!”


I guess he’s trying to blend in and not be the
centaur of attention

viamadlucem:

hostduraravros:

positronmorbid:

ironychan:

greekceltic:

centaurcentral:

“A Centaur in Disguise” by Michelle Tolo

This is the most precious Centaur art I’ve ever seen.

What really makes it is the fact that the dude and the horse are both going “something here ain’t right…”

And I could see any hard core horse riding enthusiast going “What are you doing!?  That’s not how you ride!”

I guess he’s trying to blend in and not be the

centaur of attention


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